mancoon
a manc–n is a wild beast, one half fat man and one half rac–n. the manc–n live in the woods and only come out during night, usually during bon fires. if you see their glowing eyes in the woods make yourself apperant by making loud noise to scare the creature away. if in close quarters with one or a group hide all pizza and babes, offer the c–n a beer in hopes it will p-ss by. they often attempt to steal pizza, beers, and babes. during mating season they often p-ss gas to get the best rac–n or man nearby. however if their attempt to mate fails because the stench be so gnarly they often blame the neatest p-sserby.
although common in north america, the wild manc–n became extinct in mexico and the u.s. by the 17th century, but wild breeding populations have recently returned in some areas, particularly michigan, following escapes from camp sites.
in greek mythology manc–n’s are particularly well known. believed to be decendents from the greek wanna-be g-d known as sc-m-seros the first living man known to have intercourse with a rac–n.
when in a group they are refered to as a convention… ya know like a gay one… manc–ns are also gay… seros is gay…
hey bro that manc–n is about to steal our za.
put a lid on the garbage can other wise the manc–n’s will cause a rukus
“hey, get that manc–n, he stole our beeeer”
“hey did u fart” “no it must have been that manc–n…”
hey doesnt that manc–n know thats not a babe hes trying to f-ck it’s just our friend seros..
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