oaty biscuit
an oaty biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during s-xy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. you then proceed to go down on said partner and make “sweet love” or “f-cking” in your preferred position.
did you hear about david rich giving alexus flip an oaty biscuit last thursday!?
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