the opposite of a nonce. i.e. a kid that’s got a thing for adults.
i was at a wedding and this total oppononce of an 8 year old kept grabbing my b–bs.
an extinct egyptian bird. rhoda saw the oxium fly down and grab phyllis by the head.
- periodic table
a woman who has her period periodically on a table. ralph was h-rny and threw gertrude aggressively on the periodic table periodically. two dimensional satan. nerd: the periodic table! the only woman who will ever love me! moderately socially accepted individual: gimme your lunch money! an ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100’s. […]
- Phantom Turd Snake
when a person feels they have let out the longest log t-rd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking sh-t. the feeling is most disappointing for twitter sh-tters everywhere. “i was going to tweet about this giant sh-t i took, but alas it was a phantom t-rd […]
the most beautiful, athletic girl you will ever meet. she is smart, funny and awkward but fun to hang out with. she could get all the guys she wants just with her personality. everybody wants to be like phoebe. if you friends with a phoebe count yourself lucky because phoebes are very rare. alex: i […]
- Plug in the Phone
s-xual position where one partner bends over and plugs in a phone (hence the name). the second partner has an aggressive s-xual advance from behind the first partner, sometimes resulting in a dislocated disc in the back. as a result of the “plug in the phone” incident, pauley had to spend a week in the […]