Overthrust
when an author/writer intends to write a fight scene, but in the end it just sounds like yaoi.
i read this book the other day:
“monokan spun around and discharged a m-ssive wave towards his foe. quickly thinking, mike retracted his blade and re-posed himself. just before the bolts h-t him, mike fired his own lightning attack.”
“mike jumped to his feet and charged another heat beam and blasted it right at monokan just as he stood up. monokan tried to block the attack, but it enveloped him. mike reignited his blade and turned back.”
it was full of overthrust, i couldn’t finish the whole thing.
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