a bunch of b-tt hurts who think they are the f-cking g-ds of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go d1. they can’t. this isn’t the nba. stop with the shooting sleeves and c-cky att-tudes. they walk around with the “my d-ck is bigger than yours” persona… oh the irony..
excuse me, i play for the perham boys basketball team. you don’t happen to have a tampon i can borrow, do you?
this is the type of girl that once she’s in your heart she’ll stay there for ever; she’s everything a guy could ever want/need. she fascinates you by her stunning looks and great personality, her voice creates a sense of happiness, every time you hear that voice it leaves you speechless, astounded and most of […]
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer (kris)= i just had s-x four times in the past 20 hours (another hot girl) = you’re such a kris a man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is […]
spectacular text you don’t get much more textacular than that and i’ll vouch for that even if i have to put in in text writing.
- George Glass
an imaginary boyfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one! oh didn’t you hear?! i have a new george gl-ss! you’ll have to meet him, but he’s really quite a busy guy.. what’s the matter, didn’t anyone out there ever watch the brady bunch? they were so “groovy” […]
scary -ss creatures. o_o that spider is h-lla creepy. a little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch. i was driving my mom’s car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after i swatted it away, i went into the ditch. one of evolution’s greatest success stories. there […]