the flesh that joins the shaft of the p-n-s to teh testes.
sean: i showered this morning and even at 3 o clock my plute was still wet!
plutes means obsolete or unimportant. like the (former) planet pluto that, according to astronomists is not important enough to be a planet.
plutes refers to something that, at one time, may have been considered significant but no longer is.
the words “plutes” is thought to have originated in spokane, wa and quickly spread throughout the northwest and the rest of the united states. according to current statistics, plutes is not yet being used outside the us.
kim kardashian’s idea of marriage is totes plutes.
pleather pants, although cool in the early 2000’s, are far too plutes to be worn today.
food, or most commonly food that makes you gain weight. short for plutieb-m
i ate so much plute yesterday, i think i’m becoming a plutieb-m!
who ate my plute?
a unheard of name that is sometimes mistaken for pluto, flute, suit when said out loud.
“hey did you know that new restaurant is called plute.”
“oh i thought its was pluto, my bad…”
a term for the male s-x organ.
“i need to go empty my plute”
the sound of loud s-xual oral fornication gettin down on the box or meat popsicle or plypaplyth
- seeing george's mum
the process of getting close to a friends mother, then, whilst staying at your friends, creeping into the mothers room and f-cking her senseless. noise must be made. “why is john p-ssed off with steve?” “steve started seeing george’s mum”
the fear of choking. did you know mara has pnigophobia? that’s why she always eats so slowly.
if i was rich and worthy i wouldn’t use a dating site. if i was beautiful and charming i wouldn’t use a dating site. i can only -ssume there’s a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich tw-ts and foxy b-tches out there, and that the rich tw-ts are clueless enough to want to marry one […]
- pocket symphony
another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating. i was so turned on in s-x ed cl-ss today i had a pocket symphony in my pants.