polluted wank
when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you c-m, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before i came, david letterman’s face appeared in my thoughts, i can’t stand when i get those polluted w-nks, you just don’t enjoy the -rg-sm
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