Pomped


visiting portsmouth for the first time and feeling out of place due to the amount of chavs
john: what did you do this weekend?

bob: i got pomped!

john: what?!

bob: i went to portsmouth for the first time.

john: what was it like?

bob: good, although i was shocked by how many chavs there were.

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