port dover is a dank little town. located on the beaches of lake erie.
port dover is the best town ever.
- Pussy slug
the mucous between the lips of a woman’s v-g-n-. i woke up with a nasty p-ssy slug it is the mucous of the v-g-n- in between the lips that looks like a cute slug. the part inside a womens v-g-n- that looks like a cute p-ssy slug
cake with a photo of a persons face on. referenced in scrubs. i smell facecake! did somebody say facecake? too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your c-ck. finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead. make a wish b-tch, […]
1. a person who is considered intellectually gifted in the field of academics. “egghead” is usually used as college-speak to describe a brainiac. 2. a person’s whose head is shaped like an egg. most people however, will use this word interchangeably as a pun. it has also been known that people whose heads are shaped […]
- River Hobbit
a dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker. that river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.
one who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues (more than the average person is i mean). d-mn dave, get ur d-ck out of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! dont u know its load bearing??? one who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person […]