quit to hit
when a girl you work with is so hot you’re willing to quit your job to hit it just to avoid the afterdrama.
christopher: “d-mn max, check out that girl working in meats. she’s so hot i’d totally quit to hit.”
ekstrom: “i’d love for her to work my meat department if you know what i mean.”
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