qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
the boredom of boredom. an human idiot decided to type qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm to see what will pop up
first person: hi, i am qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
second person: wow , that is nice
third person: indeed
first person: thanks
second person: your welcome
third person: your welcome too!
when you strem your finger across the top collumn of your keyboard from left to right, then stream the second collumn right to left, and then streamed the last callumn left to right. wait, why the h-ll did you just quit working on yur life-defining essay to look up qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm? are you mentally r-t-rded are bored?
i gots teh boredomz so i looks up teh qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm only to have one definition come up with a guy calling me r-t-rdz, i feel so emo now d:
#alphabet #keyboard #qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm #computer #random #mentally r-t-rded
a word used in anger to search for on the internet to decide whether your internet connection is working.
qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm hit return
if you get a result then you are connected to the internet
#internet #anger #test #google #connection
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