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• Rusty Clarinet

  the act of eating out a nasty girl’s -sshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the -n-l pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet. emily’s p-b-s were so dense […]

• lumpjumping

  when a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of ‘lumpjumping’. avoiding any clots of blood from her v-g-n- as they fall out whilst showering. i’m having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and […]

• Lunar Crush

  the name given to the crush you have on someone who lives very far away. yes aurora i have a lunar crush on you, b-tterflies do drop by for visits every now and then.

• Rusty Steel Boner

  when your d-ck hasn’t gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns really hard!! dude i havent jacked off in such a long time that i got a rusty steel b-n-r and i came like no other!!

• Rusty Tool

  a rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. this is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of f-ggotry. a rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. […]

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