Russel litchfield
a russel litchfield is basically a mardy tw-t who is always on look out for hot men and usually has a gay friend called kieran reynolds. this is a definition of a man who doesnt yet know wether he likes to take it or give it, but it can be expected that he does one of the two whilst a kieran reynolds prefers to take it but enjoys f-ll-t– of the -n-s oppose to full out but f-cking.
“dave is a bit of a russel litchfield,
nah i think hese more of a kieran reynolds”
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