screwbag
the official definition of screwbag is rather vague and can mean many things.
1. anyone who is not quite r-t-rded enough to be cl-ssified as a douchebag and not straight enough to be considered normal.
2. a bag filled with screws of various sizes, commonly used in construction. the one downside to a screwbag instead of a screw box is that if you grab the bag hard it will pierce your hand…..which makes it the opposite of a b-llsack (in this context), which hurts like a motherf-cker when you squeeze it hard.
3. the male genital region, more commonly called the b-llsack. it also can be labelled the scr-t-m, n-ts-ck, toolbox, set, or many other names. this name comes from the fact that s-x, or scr-w-ng someone, involves a b-llsack, so if you combine the two you get screwbag.
dr. douchenf-ck: look at what mike is doing over there! he is tipping over the garbage cans into the road!
stupid-ss: yeah, that kid is a screwbag.
the construction worker groped around for the screwbag and seized it, but he squeezed too hard and punctured his hand in multiple places. luckily it wasn’t his b-llsack that he seized!
sarah calmly stroked the long shaft of greg’s 11 inch p-n-s. she loved how erotic his gleaming screwbag appeared in the soft evening light.
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