slappity bollocks
s-xual intercourse in which the t-st-cl-s slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
boy: ayo gurl wanna engage in some slappity b-ll-cks?
girl: always! b-ll-cks be mad slappity yo.
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