spontaneous male erection for no apparent reasons. extremely common in high school cl-ssrooms where cleavage is abundant.
sleeping in cl-ss is also a horrible time for smefnars, although they are very common.
i was sitting in math, and when she leaned over a smefnar hit me…
- Cunt roll
another term for toilet paper / tissue. darling, i think we’re out of c-nt roll. can you please remind me to get some while we are at the supermarket? i think we should buy the eight pack this time. the act of controlling your ho. guy: and she took me shopping all day even though […]
when your mother, mil, or other family member puts words “in” your baby’s mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother. since i ignore her more direct hints, my mil resorts to contriloquism to make her point. “put a sweater on me, mommy, i’m cold.” said in a high, sing-songy voice.
- cunt rod
1. simple, easy: a p-n-s (c-ck, d-ck, man tool, schl-ng, v-g-n- tickler, etc.) 2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick–ss to “tw-t” 1. dude i stuck that b-tch with my c-nt rod 2. that girl over there? shes a total c-nt rod also shortened to c-rod in polite company. you can be […]
- smell a cigarette
inhaling second hand smoke while having a conversation with someone who is smoking while not actually smoking yourself. person one: “i’m going to go smoke a cigarette.” person two: “i’ve got to talk to you, i’ll go outside and smell a cigarette with you.” or person one: “dave’s outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord.”
- smells and stains
another word for -n-l s-x and also describes -n-l s-x quite well lmao links well if ur trying 2 get out of doing it. “id do -n-l aslong as there was no smells and stains” “f-ck tht u got smells and stains”