Sports Geek
to be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.
committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.
joe: hey man you wanna hang out on friday?
jim: no can do bro i gotta watch the cubs play the dodgers, then the ‘hawks are playing the canucks later that night, but i gotta get to bed because liverpool is taking on everton tomorrow morning and i don’t want to miss it.
joe: uhh okay, how about sat-rday night?
jim: man are you nuts! the indianapolis 500 is sat-rday afternoon and then okc is taking on the heat staurday night! then i have to channel surf to ufc cause gsp is fighting b.j penn. plus i have to update my fantasy nfl team.
joe: man you are a total sports geek.
a person who is obsessed with sneakers. this person knows everything about every sneaker, and has at least 60 of the top brand sneakers (i.e. jordans, nikes, adidas, ect.)
john has 73 pairs if sneakers, dude he’s such a sportsgeek.
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