spotted beaver
a v-g-n-/p-ssy that is covered with freckles
guy 1: “dude, did you sink it last night?”
guy 2: “nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. i just couldn’t do it.”
guy 1: “that’s grody!”
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