The Fanfare
a s-xual act where you hum the beginning of the song “victory fanfare” into a sleeping persons ear, waking them up. once finished the jingle, you -j-c-l-t- on the person and surrounding objects.
bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
the wife wasn’t too happy when she got “the fanfare” but she wasn’t the one who leveled up.
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