The Pear


a tool utilized in medieval europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

this pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim’s orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
at first the pear can be pleasureful…but not for long.
a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.
person 1: i met jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. i thought he was a small dude. then he stood up and i was like d-mn i now know where all the food went!!
person 2: i know man, he is the pear, i wonder when the last time he even saw his p-n-s was!

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