the tear jerker


whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you -j-c-l-t- inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.
when a man is receiving f-ll-t– from a woman, he extricates his p-n-s from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the p-n-s. the p-n-s is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.
jon gave mich-lle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.

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