Turd raft
when you lay down a few sheets of toilet paper on the water surface before taking a dump, preventing water from splashing on your -ss when the t-rd drops.
this toilet looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in ages! i better set up a t-rd raft to protect by delicate bottom from the aids.
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