väpä
väpä, or simply vapa, is a diminutive for the name “väinö” which represents a usually feminine boy who spends most of his life wasting time on unproductive things.
can also be used as a synonym of cuck.
this guy is a loser, he’s such a väpä!
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- surfing the worm
a very underrated s-x position that involves a female (or male, i’m not s-xist.) riding a man’s p-n-s like a surf board. possibly causing a penile fracture. what’s your favorite position? mine’s surfing the worm. my p-n-s looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
- harsh muzzle
anyone who is trying to contain your enthusiasm or keep you from speaking your mind. dude i hate to hang with you since you’re always trying to put the harsh muzzle on everyone.
- scrambled egg
upon -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s br–sts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of s-m-n with his p-n-s. best results occur when both the woman and the p-n-s are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds. after she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower. […]
- maternity effect
the realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife’s pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her. a: i went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and i don’t know how she does it. b: dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!
- john mellencamp
a s-xual act that causes pain. e.g. a f-ll-t– with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. john mellancamps h-t song ” hurt so good”. “come on baby make it hurt so good sometimes love don’t feel like it should you make it, hurt so good” cool guy: bro, my […]