the measure of “girl next door” attractiveness; measured in zero to ten vayntrubs.
“what do you think of ellen pompeo”
“i like her girl next door looks. definitely 9/10 vayntrubs.”
- abigail wingfield
abigail wingfield is the most amazing gorgeous british babe you will ever see. she should be queen someday she is that popular. she will never make you sad only happy. if you date this amazing girl you would be the luckiest m an alive. person 1: “look its queen abigail wingfield the most gorgeous girl […]
the best person in the world, very cool and chill has a good sense of humor. ahahahah your funny shabazian
- boyfriend tax
the price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. example: cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. occasionally reciprocation for oral s-x/bl-w j-bs. boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but i can’t pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.
- pull-out value
pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1. very attractive; pull-out value of .90 i mean shes hot i guess; .70 dude she is homeless; .20 dude 1: “d-mn, ms. chandler thicker than a b-tch” dude […]
- constipation sneeze
the act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement. jack: i have to take a dump babe. jill: okay, just hurry. the movie starts in 2 minutes -jack returns after 1:30- jill: that was quick. why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red? jack: i had to […]