wedding ring
n. a magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral s-x.
it’s not just a wedding ring, it’s a +5 ring of protection against oral s-x.
a tourniquet worn on one’s ring finger.
john’s life hasn’t been the same since he got married, it’s like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.
a broken condom wrapped around on a male partner’s p-n-s after the completion of v-g-n-l intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.
“last night, i was banging my girl, and i c-mmed in her not knowing that condom was busted.”
“that sucks, man. i hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl.”
an object that will stop things from putting out.
ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.
the s-m-n left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.
she went to wash her hands. i gave her a nice wedding ring.
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