the most amazing boy a girl could ever ask for.
he is absolutely perfect, even though he doesn’t think so.
extremely attractive, kind, caring, modest, loving, brave, crazy, smart, understanding…
he is loved by everyone.
“did you see zechariah today? he’s really cool!”
“dude, that girl zeek likes is so lucky…”
a hebrew name for boys, meaning “g-d has remembered.”
g-d has remembered us and blessed us, so we will name our son zechariah.
a man with a heart of gold.
he is one of a kind, and anyone who meets him should consider themselves lucky.
“zechariah is freakin’ wonderful. i wish every boy i met was like him.”
the most beautiful boy you will ever meet, that you’ll fall in love with at first sight, and then he’ll break your heart but you’ll love him with every last piece.
amazing, the funniest guy, he may be a player but you can’t help but think you’ll be the one that make him quit the game because he’s so special and perfect in every little way<3 "she is so lucky to have zechariah" "yeah, he may have broken my heart but i wouldn't hesitate to take him back." a real man. he is a hairy s-xy beast that occasionally takes it in the -ss but mostly oral bradon: last night zechariah took it from the whole group raider: i know i still have sh-t on my nuts
the fiercest digit known to man. 7 is the fiercest digit because 7 8 9. ha quite possibly the greatest number ever. always a good answer to a question demanding a numerical answer, especially if the actual answer is unknown. person 1:how many cars did you see? person 2:(immediately after and confident) seven the number […]
the act of having dirty s-x with the postman. or the act of the postman sticking his ‘mail’ in your box “what did you do do last night megan?” “oh, the postman just came over and gave me a maille”
ie. p-wnage. the act of p-wning, or owning. indicates superiority. also see 0wn493. w00t w00t !! i beated you in marvel vs. capcom 2 !! p4wn493 !!
spontaneous male erection for no apparent reasons. extremely common in high school cl-ssrooms where cleavage is abundant. sleeping in cl-ss is also a horrible time for smefnars, although they are very common. i was sitting in math, and when she leaned over a smefnar hit me…
- Cunt roll
another term for toilet paper / tissue. darling, i think we’re out of c-nt roll. can you please remind me to get some while we are at the supermarket? i think we should buy the eight pack this time. the act of controlling your ho. guy: and she took me shopping all day even though […]