the act of having dirty s-x with the postman.
the act of the postman sticking his ‘mail’ in your box
“what did you do do last night megan?”
“oh, the postman just came over and gave me a maille”
ie. p-wnage. the act of p-wning, or owning. indicates superiority. also see 0wn493. w00t w00t !! i beated you in marvel vs. capcom 2 !! p4wn493 !!
spontaneous male erection for no apparent reasons. extremely common in high school cl-ssrooms where cleavage is abundant. sleeping in cl-ss is also a horrible time for smefnars, although they are very common. i was sitting in math, and when she leaned over a smefnar hit me…
- Cunt roll
another term for toilet paper / tissue. darling, i think we’re out of c-nt roll. can you please remind me to get some while we are at the supermarket? i think we should buy the eight pack this time. the act of controlling your ho. guy: and she took me shopping all day even though […]
when your mother, mil, or other family member puts words “in” your baby’s mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother. since i ignore her more direct hints, my mil resorts to contriloquism to make her point. “put a sweater on me, mommy, i’m cold.” said in a high, sing-songy voice.
- cunt rod
1. simple, easy: a p-n-s (c-ck, d-ck, man tool, schl-ng, v-g-n- tickler, etc.) 2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick–ss to “tw-t” 1. dude i stuck that b-tch with my c-nt rod 2. that girl over there? shes a total c-nt rod also shortened to c-rod in polite company. you can be […]