as per my understanding

this is a way of saying “i’m dumb” as you try not to sound dumb.

commonly used after making a large blunder – it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
barber: yes ma’am, i shaved your head – as per my understanding, you wanted a “cool” haircut… that will be 20 bucks.

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    while taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your -ss blades (aka -n-s). my poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out i had to cut it in half with my -ss blades. 1 more definition add your own a […]

  • ass carpet

    a thick growth of hair on a man’s (or, i suppose, a woman’s) -ss. extremely unattractive. ‘whenever he gets drunk he thinks it’s funny to pull his pants down and show us his b-tt, but the joke’s on him. now everybody totally knows he has a crazy -ss carpet.’ 1 more definition add your own […]

  • ass crack baby

    someone whos mother gave birth to them out their -ss kim is an -ss crack baby

  • ass-er-hole

    when you fart into a c-sserole and place the c-sserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones -ss instead. one may choose to place the -ss-c-sserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of […]

  • assfail

    when you try to take a cr-p, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you. billy had an -ssfail right before his history test. poor kid. 2 more definitions add your own when your -ss just stops working. bob had an -ssfail right before a very important meeting. […]

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