a phenomena that happens to a computer’s keyboard when a human being is bored to death… even more bored than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm… see qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
bob: (typing) a;sldkfj
boss: are you typing in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to google to make it look like you’re doing work, bob?
bob: no

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