Masturdebate
1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one’s love life. this noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation–before putting one’s self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding “grenades”; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.
friend #1: hey buddy, what are you up to?
friend #2: just texting the girl i met from the party last week. she wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.
friend #1: dude you know she is a train wreck. you had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? you might want to go mast-rdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.
friend #2: yeah you’re probably right.
(a few minutes later)
friend #2: oh man! i can’t believe i was actually going to go over there. what the f-ck was i thinking?! good call. let’s go get a beer or something.
when a person debates with him or herself to m-st-rb-t- or not.
man, i really wanna go out and party tonight, but i kind of wanna stay home and m-st-rb-t-. i can’t believe i have to mast-rdebate over this…
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