usually good, does bad things cause his a sick c-nt, a rebel, f-cking gets nudes and chick magnet 25/8. a s-xy motherf-cker, that f-cked all your b-tches, took your sisters virginity.
people “omercan” has f-cked:
your close friends
some words omercan say are:
about a week ago.
i f-cked your bic.
r u high bruh.
420 blez it.
immediately, when he locates a triangle his brain automatically functions to execute the command “ill0minat0 confirmed”. usually with his friend “jay-z” & “beyonce”.
brian: look! omercan is here!
omercan: was back from f-cking your bich.
brian: how cool! want some doritoes.
omercan: ill0minat0 confiiirmed.
brian: okay, ill take that as a no..
omercan: i f-cked your bich..
omercan: about a weeek agoooo weeek agoooooooo!
brian: lmaoaoa you are a sick c-nt!
an annoying f-ggot
stop being an omercan
the opposite of a nonce. i.e. a kid that’s got a thing for adults. i was at a wedding and this total oppononce of an 8 year old kept grabbing my b–bs.
an extinct egyptian bird. rhoda saw the oxium fly down and grab phyllis by the head.
- periodic table
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- Phantom Turd Snake
when a person feels they have let out the longest log t-rd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking sh-t. the feeling is most disappointing for twitter sh-tters everywhere. “i was going to tweet about this giant sh-t i took, but alas it was a phantom t-rd […]
the most beautiful, athletic girl you will ever meet. she is smart, funny and awkward but fun to hang out with. she could get all the guys she wants just with her personality. everybody wants to be like phoebe. if you friends with a phoebe count yourself lucky because phoebes are very rare. alex: i […]