new zealand term of abuse for britain, reflecting the terrifying, dangerous wasteland that it has become. used by british expatriates who have moved to nz. pom = australian & nz slang for a british person + suffix suggesting mongolia, windblown desert area of asia, renowned for its banditry, unpleasant climate and remoteness from civilisation.
an auckland conversation i overheard:
gregg: do you think you’ll ever go back to the uk, dad?
gregg’s dad: what? pomgolia? not f-cking likely, not after last time. i’m leaving that disgusting sh-t hole behind me.
frighteningly cold h-ll-hole in the northern hemisphere inhabited by pastey whingers with a general lack of sporting ability.
many centuries ago pomgolians ruled the world. now they are a laughing stock.
many folk flee pomgolia to avoid the climate and fat w-nkers
visiting portsmouth for the first time and feeling out of place due to the amount of chavs john: what did you do this weekend? bob: i got pomped! john: what?! bob: i went to portsmouth for the first time. john: what was it like? bob: good, although i was shocked by how many chavs there […]
a term used to jokingly refer to metal and related genres, particularly more “extreme” forms of metal such as doom metal, black metal and death metal. the term ponycore is used because fans of these genres feel a need to stop cutting their hair. to keep their long hair from bothering them in day to […]
- Poodle Juice
the s-xual act when a man urinates and c-ms inside the b-tthole of the other person then the other person procedes to fart creating a bubble that squirts in the man’s face man: “that stupid b-tch totally squirted me in the face with her poodle juice.” friend: ha, you suck.” man: “it’s not my fault […]
slang term for american football, due to its excessive use of padding and helmets, unseen in other codes of the game. what’s with the special teams and stop-start gameplay in poofball? a game consisting of kicking a round ball around a field, combined with theatrical diving. david beckham plays poofball. slang name giving to soccer […]
- poon coon
someone who gets a lot of ratchets. parker is such a poon c–n, hugging all the twerking girls. a desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access. someone who only hangs around his lady friend for s-x. i feel like […]