ShamePipe
1. your -rs-hole.
2. the most emotionally foetal place you can recede to whilst lying upon your bathmat.
3. a place where sh-tty skater’s dreams go to die.
4. any orifice that belongs to your mum which has had my c-ck in it.
nathan charles richter: i f-cked your mum up her shamepipe and i regretted it. made me spend all sunday locked up in my shamepipe.
the abandoned skate-park where george michael’s nightmares go to die.
frank: i ate so such cheese before i went to bed that i totally fell into the suction of the shamepipe. hand me some kleenex, spanky!
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